Thursday, 24 December 2015

THE VERY SOUTH THAILAND RIDE, Day 2 - A day of many stops (5 to 13 August 2015)

Our dinner stop at Thung Wa
Thung Wa


Lunch Break
Mango Sticky Rice, our 60 year old Kelantanese man and his child!
Keem's fantastic collections
10 more km to reach Thung Wa
Water pitcher
Condiments
80km

SATUN - THUNG WA

We started the day late. Everyone, except Celia met at the hotel lobby at 8.30 am. Celia had her own private pampering. Alvin had set out earlier and went back with a takeaway for her!

Some early risers had started their shopping. Raincoats for 60 baht each, were purchased from a shop a few doors away from the hotel. Uncle KC bought a poncho. Papa Mike was seen holding at least 2 raincoats in his hands. He bought a few more after breakfast. The second purchase were for his girls. Alvin bought one for Celia in case she preferred that to her windbreaker!!!

The team left for breakfast in their own colourful rain wear. Raincoats, windbreakers, poncho and Papa Mike in his full sized plastic blue wear that falls past the knee. 


Breakfast was at a stall, just 2 minutes walk away from the hotel. A petite elderly lady whips up a hearty pork porridge and decent wantan noodle. She speaks a smattering Cantonese and legible Mandarin, enough to understand our orders.... Just pork, no innards, eggs or no eggs...

A man, manning the drinks stall made Cha Ron for us. That's hot tea with milk. Then, he served us hot green tea in a pot with tiny cups.



It will soon dawn on us that it is customary in this part of Thailand to serve customers with tea or water. Whether they placed a drink order or not, is irrelevant. And there are no charges to these free drinks!!!

A second order of Cha Ron was made. The serving cups in these parts of Thailand is too small. YC tried the local coffee instead. All who sipped from his cup, agreed the burnt caramel taste was not suited to our palate.

Willing the rain to stop, it did not!

We had to go!

So, we did go!

Many were in their rain gears. If we are not mistaken, YC and Papa Mike opted without. Celia stood out with plastic bags protecting her sports shoes!!!



YC led us out through the back lanes to the town center. There was a clock tower in the middle of the street. We rode slowly through and out of town.

Within 5 minutes of pedal work, the drizzle tapered off to a drop here and there only. Within 15 minutes, it totally stopped. YC called out if anyone wanted to remove their rain gear which got a relieved "yes" from Claudine and VT. It was getting really hot! With that, everyone turned into the LPG station to regroup and dress down. 



After that, we rode out again. About 13 km later, we turned left at a major junction only to stop again. This time, it was for fried bananas, cempedak, sweet potatoes and the likes. 





A potty break at a petrol station just meters away got us separated from Papa Mike and YC. A bored George started playing with a dog while waiting. And....the wait became longer. Alvin suggested that Papa had gone back for more food!

Then, they appeared....Finally!!!!

YC had had a small cut on his hand and Papa was dressing it! That explains the delay!



This time, we rode on flat roads for some kilometers before the climbs starts. As we traipsed down a slope after tackling some hills, YC spotted a bed of Japanese roses by the roadside. This calls for a good waterstop, photo shoots and regrouping. 



Alvin was beginning to get very worried. This was not how he envisioned our rides. Short rides with long stops .... and too many at that too!!!

He ushered us forward.

7 km later, another stop!

Lunch stop at a stall in Tha Phae. There were a good many orders of egg omelette with rice. They came as plain as fried egg with white rice! Thankfully, VT did not follow suit with the order. He went for Pad Thai which came out decent. Uncle KC had a "chicken dish" which was also decent.

To use the toilet at the food stall, we had to walk through the stall, to the back. It appears the
front of the stall looks a lot better than the shabbier living conditions behind. Behind, plywood walls decked the rooms. Clean, wet laundry hung behind, near the toilet.

After a long lunch, the man, wife and his toddler bid us farewell. We waved cheerily but not before listening to Alvin's instructions...20 km nonstop before our rewarded ice kacang stop.

Did we heed his orders? NO!!!!

After lunch, we confronted extremely strong headwinds, afternoon sun and hills. 10 km later, the front runners called defeat and stopped by some houses. George spotted a motorcycle shop a few doors away. He went over and got a free greasing on his bicycle chains.

Meanwhile, this appeared to be Papa Mike's first real ride after a long absence from serious riding. He was taking forever to reach us. The waits were getting longer and longer! When he finally arrived, we gave him a short break before riding out again. Poor Papa!

At the junction to La Ngu, we made another stop at a food stall in Kamphaeng. This time, we had Cha Yen instead, which is cold iced tea with milk. Papa could not resist a small order of otak-otak which was very aromatic and good.


We had a good break here and then we geared up to ride towards the town of La Ngu. But just 50 meters down the road, we spotted a stall offering Mango Sticky Rice!

We......actually......made..... another stop!!!!

The stall owner is an older Muslim man in his 50's or 60's. He speaks good English and told us he is from Kelantan. He manned the stall while his wife is the one actually dishing out the food. They have a cute little daughter with them which makes Alvin's imagination goes wild about men and their libido!


The ride was turning out to be a ridiculously funny one. As we bid our virile Mango Sticky Rice Man goodbye, a sudden downpour made us scurry for shelter just a few kilometers away.

This time, George whipped out a small roll of glad wrap for Celia's shoes. But as soon as we were all ready in our rain gear, the rain stopped!

Now, having downed so many Cha Yens, Alvin's bladder was getting quite full. Claudine's too! They rode together ahead in search of petrol stations to relieve themselves. So yet again, another stop a few kilometers down from the rain shelter!

Getting out from the outhouse toilet at the petrol station, those few having relieved themselves looked across the road only to see the rest of the team pushing their bikes into a shop where they had stopped.

What??? Another waterstop???

While waiting for the rest, YC had turned his head and spotted a bicycle shop smacked at the spot where all had stopped to wait.

Keem's bikeshop at La Ngu town. 



Keem sells a good selection of expensive bikes and accessories....Surly Long Haul Trucker, Bianchi, Brompton, Merida....

It would appear that in this small town of La Ngu, Keem's family has a little empire of their own. Bike shop on the left, Southern Coffee cafe on the right. Down the lane, between these 2 setups, is a beautiful bungalow with a lush garden surrounding.


Nobody bought anything from Keem. We merely enjoyed the free Aircon, borrowed their bicycle pump and bid them an apologetic farewell!

With that, we rode out again. This time, our ride passes many limestone hills. There were quite a number of slopes to climb. Having clocked 60 km, we had only 20 km more to go.

We all knew we were spoilt. We all knew we needed more discipline. We rode on and tried not to stop until at least clocking 10 km. But as soon as we saw the 10 km marker by the roadside, we all stopped!

This particular drink stop was at a small convenient shop. It also sells petrol from some barrels with a pump attached. The shop has some nice flowering bush outside. At the front of the shop, concrete tables and chairs were placed on both sides. A limestone hill behind makes a good backdrop.

An exhausted Celia and Papa rested on the concrete bench across from the others after their ice cream treats. Taking pity on them, the shop owner brought out a stand fan for them. Super hospitality of Thai people!

As Papa Mike rested on his back, VT stood up all ready to ride again. He chuckled and commented there was a yellow mountain across the table. It was Papa's belly rising higher than the table!!!

With another 10 km more to go, everyone rode out in good spirits. Team Claudine and VT headed the ride. Within minutes, Lance, Celia and Alvin overtook them. Of course they were fast! Celia and Alvin had shared a power gel earlier. They also have a upper hand, being pulled by Lance, a young and strong 25 year old man!

Finally, we all reached Thung Wa as evening approaches and a light drizzle starts to fall. Alvin scouted for food and decided on a restaurant at the end of town. A tired Celia joked that he had to choose the one farthest away!

No printed menu was available. But the enterprising shopowner pulled out her hand phone with photos of the food available. She also tactically used the opportunity to slip a call card to Alvin, informing him of a hotel nearby.



Having nothing to do until food was served, Alvin, Lance and Claudine decided to set out to check the hotel out. The restaurateur saw them leaving and offered to show them the way.

Hurray! Claudine jumped behind the lady's motorcycle and off they went. A little down the road, turn left to what looked like an empty bushland, another turn and they spotted nothing but a beat up old house. Gosh! Is this the hotel she meant??

Thankfully, that was the restaurateur's abode. A little to the left was a row of rooms built detached. This will be Captain Resort.

The trio checked every room for cleanliness. Floors were squeaky clean. Unfortunately, there were big ants crawling around on Room 1.

350 baht per room per night. We accepted the offer after making sure they will remove the ants, there was free wifi, hot water and air conditioning in all rooms. With the deal sealed, Alvin started a frantic call to his "sister" in Bangkok to cancel the earlier prebooked rooms in a location 2 km away.

The trio went back to the restaurant just before it started to rain hard. It rained and blew so hard, everyone escaped into the air conditioning dining room instead. Food was palatable. Again, hot tea was served in tiny cups.

Later, we proceeded to our "love hotel". A basic room with a choice of raised bed on concrete tiled slab or mattress thrown on floor, small LCD TV on wall offering all channels in Thai, 2 horizontal poles acting as an open wardrobe, 2 chairs and a table with a condom placed on top!!!

As there were only 2 rooms with a raised bed, we quickly gave them away to Papa Mike and KC. The other room went to Celia and Alvin as nobody wanted to admit they were old and fat!

The restaurateur cum owners were extremely accommodating. They placed a table outside Claudine's room with a hot thermo pot, coffee and tea, paper cups and all so that we could have warm drinks at night.

It seems that night, only George and Wendy were feeling amorous. There was an opened condom packet in their room when they checked out the next day!

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

THE VERY SOUTH THAILAND RIDE, Day 1 - Hiccups (5 to 13 August 2015)



10 awesome riders, Langkawi airport
Chris from Ti Baan Restaurant, Satun
Singapore to Langkawi, arriving to thick rain clouds!
Our ferry from Langkawi to Satun, Thailand
Enjoying Langkawi Geopark views
Tammalang Pier, Thailand
72.3km including journey by ferry






 3 WHOLE HOURS!!!

That was how long it took Claudine and VT to get from home to Changi Airport at the dawn of their adventure. Early morning rush hour, coupled by extra stringent checks at Tuas and the fact that only Gate A2 was opened to cars, all add up to the congestion and delay.

Arriving at Changi with an hour and a half to spare, Claudine and VT rushed to the check in counter. Earlier, YC and Alvin had texted to them to go Entrance 4, Row 10 of Terminal 1. But the good guys came over all the same to help them with check in. 

And then, another suspense!

First time bike tourers on flight, Claudine and VT did not realize that they have to book their bikes under sports equipment allowance and not baggage allowance. Payment for their mistakes was SGD171 for a 20kg bike!!!! 

Thankfully, with the quick thinking of George, YC and Alvin, the team managed to persuade the Airasia check in staff to accept Claudine's bike under the group's sports equipment allowance. However, VT's bike, weighing at 18 kg, only managed to go into cargo after a payment of SGD125 was made

What a stressful morning!!!

Introductions were made....

Papa Mike was properly introduced to fellow kampung friends, VT and Claudine. All three grew up in Taiping. Within minutes, it was established that Papa and VT were from rival schools. But what would make the day most interesting is the fact that Papa's dear mother once taught Claudine!

With what little time left, the team were all ushered into the little Airasia plane heading for Langkawi. ETD was 10.55 am. 

As soon as they boarded, Claudine downed a panadol 650. The possibility of missing their flights, the extra costs involved to check in their bicycles, the lack of caffeine and food were all adding up. 

Now, as she had had only a small "hiong peng " biscuit on her way to the airport, Claudine ordered a Vegetarian Mamee cup noodle on flight. Very eager to eat, with a pounding headache, she totally overlooked to collect her RM5 change, due! Was it an intentional rip off by the Airasia crew???



Meanwhile, it was overheard that the other team members had tucked in some warm food at the airport! That's called being prepared!

Now, while the morning was filled with hiccups, the afternoon was promising....

The weather during the plane's descent was not good. There was a drizzle. But weather at ground zero was dry!

Walking on the tarmac towards the airport, one is awed by the thick, black, columbus nimbus clouds brewing in the sky! Rain is an affirmative. But where will the rain fall???



Passport controls were a breeze. The baggage claim, however, takes forever! Most boxes came through the conveyor belt. 

Then nothing.....

.....and nothing.....

Finally, Claudine's and what looked like YC's bike box came through the door! 

Assembly line was outside the Airasia office, after Customs. The Pros....George, YC, KC and Alvin got their bikes up in no time. Claudine's handlebar was a challenge for VT. Papa Mike took some time deflating his 2 strawberries floaties. They were used as paddings!!!

When all were ready, the team managed a group photo outside the airport. Then they were all ready to roll. 

Turning right at the airport junction, a very light mist of rain cooled their path. Within 5 minutes of riding, the team came upon green paddy fields. YC reminisced that the passing scenery reminded him of Bali. 

Not long into the ride, the hills started. And it was here the team chanced upon a blue Ferrari. An old fat man was attempting to drive it while his wife in a headscarf rode beside him. Behind the Ferrari was a white Alphard with 2 men. 

The Ferrari revved its engine and hurtled ahead. The team rode on. They continued to climb the slopes. And then, they came upon the Ferrari again!

Ferrari, old fat man, wife with headscarf, Alphard!!! Bye bye!!!!!!!! The team, on their humble foldies overtook them.

After the rolling hills, came flatter terrain. Here, school children were on their home run. A Nissan Livina packed with kids cheered the team on. A fried cempedak stall was also sighted but no chance for a stop.

The team headed for Kuah town which is about 20 km from the airport. Spotting a deck of shops midway, Claudine called for a stop. Her water bottle had been empty since onboard. Water and kitkats were passed around. Nobody complained that the kitkats were flat. VT with the help of YC, borrowed a pump from a bicycle shop to further inflate Claudine's Cupcake. 

Then, everyone started rolling again. 

Kuah town. 

Celia whipped out a sardin puff for Claudine. 

A wrong turn to "Feri Pelancong".

Then, we finally reached the correct ferry terminal. 

Alvin and Celia went to purchase the ferry tickets for Satun, South of Thailand. Then, we finally started our late lunch at 3.30 pm. This will be VT's first meal of the day since waking up at 5.30 am!!!! Nasi goreng kampung, Nasi goreng kerabu, Mee goreng and Laksa. 



After lunch, we headed for the ferry terminal. Sailing time was 5.10 pm. With what little time, Papa Mike bought a bottle of Bailey's at the duty free shop. Toilet break costs RM0.50!!!

When it was time to board, we were slapped with an additional RM15 per bike, for cargo space, no negotiations! Our tickets, though costs RM30 per person. 

We passed through another passport control.

Then we met our boat. A really beat up boat that has seen its good old days! Small. Old. Doesn't seem to be sea worthy. 



Thank God we arrived safely at Tammalang Pier.

Another immigration point. 2 counters. One failed to serve after the computer hanged.

Lance had to apply for visa as he was holding a Taiwan passport. The whole terminal closes when Lance's passport was stamped! 

And then.....it rained. 

It rained so hard!!!!

Everyone had to bring their bikes back to shelter to put on their rain gears. Raincoats, windbreakers, slippers, SHOWER CAPS all came out from bags. Celia wore bedroom slippers!!!

Thankfully, it was only a 10 km ride to Satun town. Thankfully, the rain teetered off to a drizzle.



We arrived safely and in good spirits at Cliffs Man Hostel and Art Cafe only to be thrown another hiccup. They did not have our bookings. Only 2 rooms were available that night! Apparently, there were some failed communications between bookings.com and the hostel!!!

During all these confusions, Chris from Ti Baan restaurant was called in as an interpreter and intermediary. Papa Mike suggested we all bunked into the 2 rooms available! Claudine suggested going to another hotel. Alvin and Celia tried contacting bookings.com. 

As it was looking quite obvious that Cliffs Man will not be able to cough up 3 more rooms at the very last minute, it was agreed that George and Claudine will be sent out to scout for other hotels. Again, Chris came to our rescue. He drove George and Claudine to Sin Keat hotel.

680 baht for a room with bathroom attached as compared to 400 baht at Cliffs Man with common toilets! Everyone jumped for Sin Keat.

The day ended with a warm dinner at Ti Baan restaurant. Chris is a Frenchman married to a local. Together, they opened this restaurant, voted as the best in Satun by Tripadvisor! Oh yeaaaahhhhh!



Chris was the perfect host! The restaurant closed its doors to all walk in customers that day! We were pampered with the best service ever!! Papa's Baileys was shared, a cake and birthday song was sang for George and Wendy and to top it all, Papa brought a boom box so we can enjoy our own music.

We finally ended the night by walking in the drizzle to the river !!! Hiccups!!!!!!!!